Can you answer this bizarre question?

I'm really curious about this. As a typical teenage boy in the 1980s, I used to read my Father's pin-up mags and do what typical teenagers did (despite the warnings of going blind or sprouting errant follicles on or around my metacarpus.) Since matter can neither be lost nor gained. It can only be changed from one form to another... where are my bodily fluids and what state are they in now and is the DNA still intact?